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What do you call an elf entrepreneur?

A small business owner

How do you help someone who's lost their Christmas spirit?

Nurse them back to elf.

What's another name for Santa's helpers?

Subordinate clauses

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What are elves' favorite types of photos?

Elfies

What do you call an elf who learns independently?

Elf-taught

What do vegetarian elves eat?

Elfalfa

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Who do elf music fans call the King?

Elfis

How did Santa tell his elves to check their email?

"First, yule log on . . "

What do you get when a group of 11 elves adds another?

Twelf

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What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop?

"Click, click, click" 

Which Elton John song describes one of Santa's small reindeer perfectly?

Tiny Dancer

What do you call Santa's reindeer wranglers?

Jolly ranchers

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Where do reindeer get their coffee?

Starbucks

Why were reindeer still in the barn when they were supposed to be with Santa?

They were stalling

What's Santa's favorite snack food?

Crisp Pringles

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How did Scrooge win the football game?

The ghost of Christmas passed!

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

What do snowman eat for breakfast?

Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies

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How does a sheep say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?

He got 12 months

What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?

A Holly Davidson

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What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?

Cookie sheets

What's the Grinch's least favorite band?

The Who!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps

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Why did Prancer keep stopping the music when he was the DJ for a rooftop party?

“up on the housetop, reindeer pause"

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose.

What's the most popular Christmas carol in the desert?

Oh, caaamel ye faithful

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

“It's Christmas, Eve"

What's the difference between Santa and a knight?

One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.

What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?

Santa walking backwards!