Holiday Fun 1 2 3 What do you call an elf entrepreneur? A small business owner How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf. What’s another name for Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses 4 5 6 What are elves’ favorite types of photos? Elfies What do you call an elf who learns independently? Elf-taught What do vegetarian elves eat? Elfalfa 7 8 9 Who do elf music fans call the King? Elfis How did Santa tell his elves to check their email? “First, yule log on . . “ What do you get when a group of 11 elves adds another? Twelf 10 11 12 What do reindeer say every time they take a picture on a housetop? “Click, click, click” Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer perfectly? Tiny Dancer What do you call Santa’s reindeer wranglers? Jolly ranchers 13 14 15 Where do reindeer get their coffee? Starbucks Why were reindeer still in the barn when they were supposed to be with Santa? They were stalling What’s Santa’s favorite snack food? Crisp Pringles 16 17 18 How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed! What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer! What do snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies 19 20 21 How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride? A Holly Davidson 22 23 24 What does the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who! What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps 25 26 27 Why did Prancer keep stopping the music when he was the DJ for a rooftop party? “up on the housetop, reindeer pause” Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose. What’s the most popular Christmas carol in the desert? Oh, caaamel ye faithful 28 29 30 What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve” What’s the difference between Santa and a knight? One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh. What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backwards!
